It is scandal and written history what happened at the house of the Somali federal parliament last week on December 2013.

Somali premier, Shirdon’s televised speech also got in the history which made millions of Somali people cry who have said their views on the social media such as the Facebook and Twitter.

Most of the people say Sa’id, the premier won, but he was defeated.

Sensitive words that citizens felt and spoken by the prime minister were, "I do favor for my people and country and I do that to change the culture to run to the foreigners to solve our crisis”.

Somali people and the world believe that members of the Somali Federal Parliament work with bribe given, but the question is after the oust of prime Saa’id what is next and will president Gargurte and his Dam Jadid remain in office at Villa-Somalia?

Dam Jadid group and their president, Hassan Mohamud Alasow took promises from the lawmakers that is to give them money, positions like prime minister, minister and other vacancies from the upcoming government.

The legislatures who united to over throw Prime Minister, Saa’id were boasting of that a candidate from their own tribe will be chosen for the next premier each.

The president has the right to name one prime minister, but no more

Many people think Dam Jadid achieved in firing Prime Minister, Shirdon but seems they are facing very difficult situation that might enable them to have an impact on them and could lead them to lose political positions.

It is possible to bring a motion against the president, Gargurte as prime minister, Saa’id because conflict between him the president and the parliamentarian is to arise if their promises are not met according to the critics.

MPs supporting the ousted premier are 65 members and they are insisting their stance over the issue.

Some of the scholars are expressing serious concerns over this matter; some are silent while others are playing show seeing it to be an amused thing.

Local journalist said in his Facebook, "The president telephoned me and said bring your Cv to me to add you to the list I am considering to choose for the position of the prime minister”, give an advise what do I do, may bring it him or not?

Another journalist also put in his Facebook an advertisement over the vacancy and the qualifications required but showed threat to the case saying he is not making the announcement and his colleague. This becomes comic.

SOMALIA PRESIDENCY

Vacancy Announcement

Date: 10-12-2013

Position: Prime Minister

Must be: An unknown Damjadiid member or has equivalent respect for DJ.

Reports to: The chief of staff of the President

Duration: 2 diamond months, 2 golden months, 2 silvers with 4-6 dirty bronze months. Extension depends on your competence to report to the president, your respect to the Damjadiid ministers and your patience to accept every order even from the chief of staff.

Duty Office: Mogadishu

QUALIFICATIONS NEEDED

1.Must be a brotherhood, who defected from the Islah leadership several years ago.

2.Must be happy with wearing suites and look himself into mirror for several hours a day.

3.Must claim a Ph D holder even if he can’t write a single page of English.

4.Must have dozens of Certificates and Degrees that he can’t read what they say.

5.Must be perfect with the Arabic poems, and can make mockery against the pro west.

SPECIAL REQUIREMENTS

1.Must obey all Damjadiid as the same, and listen the president as a totalitarian

2.Must not think of change in the office but work on the list of the points prepared by the president’s chief of staff

3.Must know how to hunt losers in Europe and give them high level offices in the Cabinet.

4.Must know how to say Ustazii (My teacher) to every member of Dam Jadiid.

5.Must have 2 official wives with dozens of kids and linked to at least 2 secret marriages.

6.Must understand what the terms: Hayakallah! Aziizii! Yaa Basha! And Kalamak Hilwa!

DAILY ACTIVITY

1.Must meet with the Somali traditional elders of every clan daily

2.Must have lunch with the media and tell them how the president is doing

3.Must not talk about Human Rights, but claim his government is a democratic.

4.Must chair the cabinet and salute the Damjadiid ministers first.

5.Must accept the WARM WELCOME to the office and the HARSH DEPARTURE by the end of the term.

PS: The Requests attached with qualifications (Certificates, degrees) will not be considered. Only requests without references will get high priority. Female candidates are will never be accepted as well. Deadline of Submission will be January 3, 2013.

By Dahir Alasow

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